archiemcphee:

This awesome monster is Roxy the Rancor, an incredibly detailed sculpture created by the 501st Legion that will be unveiled at the upcoming Star Wars Celebration taking place at the end of August in Orlando, FL. Just don’t show up in a black Jedi costume. You’ll only make it mad.

Speaking of making it mad, just in case this massive beast somehow comes to life, Conner Flynn from Technabob reminds us all how to defend ourselves against the vicious Rancor:

“If it attacks you, you know what to do. Just pick up a bone from one of it’s previous victims and shove it into it’s mouth. It isn’t smart enough to get it out so it will just get more ticked off. Then pray that there is a heavy gate nearby to drop onto it’s head.”

[via Technabob]

Oh sexy girlfriend.

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    him! He’s just...wikkle Rancor! I want this. Do you think they might give
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    501st is legit.
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    it’s the Rancor Monster!
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    Damn girl you fine
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