We’ve got our round-up of 13 badass gadgets of March! Happy Friday the 13th!

*Disclaimer: you may end up blowing your next two paychecks (or more) to get all these awesome gadgets. We apologize; we did the same thing. BUT IT WAS SO WORTH IT.

(Source: Wired)

March is OFFICIALLY the Month of Badass Gadgets here at Wired.

“Four times a week, our tech-obsessed taste makers will present shining examples of aggressive, purpose-built product design — each imbued with an aesthetic subtext that approaches you with a face slap, puts you in a submission hold, and whispers coldly in your ear, ‘Fear me. Respect me. Honor my fearsome posture.’”

We’ve got machetes for days. Also, videos of machetes for days.

(Source: Wired)